I fucking hate people

if I did commissions, would anybody actually go for that? last time I did this it was mostly "I would but I can't" with a couple exceptions

what I'm asking is basically like, if I actually set up a paypal and stuff, would anyone pay for me to draw some shit for them? also what would you pay for something like that? let's try some SUPER CUSTOMIZABLE options for this.

there's a sketch, which could be done ON
my moleskine like these: [link] [link] [link] [link]
or on printer paper like these: [link] [link] [link]
or in MSPaint like these: [link] [link] [link] (this option would be significantly cheaper)

oh or sticky notes I guess, like this: [link] but I don't imagine that would cost very much because it's a fucking sticky note

then color stuff, which would probably only be in photoshop or mspaint (or opencanvas but I don't have any examples of that)
photoshop: [link] [link] [link]
mspaint: [link] [link] [link] [link]

there would be a digital ink but no color option also, but I don't have any examples in my gallery for that. that would be probably just photoshop and opencanvas.
I guess these suffice as examples even though they have color. they'd look roughly like this: [link] [link]

anything else you could think of I would be up for as well

I guess number of characters and if there's a background and just the general complexity of it would also contribute, I dunno. I would also probably draw porn if it sounded interesting enough.


WHAT SAY YOU, SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER

seriously what

chill you guys I don't hate anybody

edit: in retrospect this journal may have something to do with it

I am very nervous and my stomach is taking the fall for it

my stomach is a hero we must construct a monument for its incredible sacrifice


fghhnnnnn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BAD ENOUGH TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT

I just did something awesome and I will post it tomorrow if I'm allowed to, but right now I want to sleep very badly

but oh man you guys

you don't even know

I only had 3 hours left